‘What god hath put asunder, let no Man try to join together’- Epilanomous, unknown Greek philosopher often cited while attempting to appear erudite-
(He also asked ‘Can God make a palindrome so obscure that even He can’t fathom it?’
Ok, here’s today’s challenge:
A HANOI TACO. ‘VOODOO-VANDALS’ ETYMOLOGIST, ‘ULSTER ABACUS’: ” NIGEL, I GAVE LGA MY NAME; SMS ‘EM! (ANY MAG-LEV-AGILE GINSU CABARET SLUTS): I GO LO; MY TESLA-DNA VOO-DOO VOCATION, AHA.
So, what’s happening here?
A: Easier to unravel than either God or the ancient Greeks might have feared.
Simply a communique from the owner of the ‘Voodoo Vandals’ a Ladies Golfers Association.’ Ulster Abacus’, who despite the name is actually a Serbian who enjoys boasting of his (disputed) descent from Nichola Tesla. While studying linguistics at Queen’s College-Cambridge, he befriended ‘Nigel, an affable character who somehow tolerates ‘Ulster’s seamy tastes.
In this message (from Viet Nam, where Ulster is both enjoying Mexican food and helping to arrange the Association’s next convention, he appears to have gone over the edge, proposing a warm-up floor show with dangerously ‘dangerous and cheap’ dancers.
So we’re are left with one question: will Nigel risk their friendship by telling the lout, finally, to ‘take a hike’?
Guess we’ll all have to wait for this evening’s sleep-walking night-mare continuation.
Hope everyone had as pleasant a New Year’s Eve as possible these days./JS