Duncan, my guidance-counselor on just about everything proposed a nifty quantitative assessment formula in a comment on the last batch.
And so here are a few new palindromes for perusal:
This one’s about a DIY web-site for amateur crustacean plastic surgeons. I opened it with another Dr. ‘O’, Oliver Pond, after finding no similar site on the net. We even received a bar-code for the info-packets we intend to sell once word gets around. Stupid me misplaced it though. That snafu, plus a less-than perfect ‘outcome’ on the trial run I did and misgivings about overstating the number of claimed satisfied customers on our resume are the only problems so far.
DID IT MAH-SELF.NET…TO RE-DO A CRAB’S TITS. OLIVER POND ‘N’ I FIND NO ‘PREV’. I LOST ITS BAR-CODE. ROTTEN FLESH? AMT I DID?
And if anyone’s bored here’s what’s on TV. Yep I’m the guy who writes the ‘teases’ about up-coming shows. Hey, it’s a living.This one sounds interesting.
OK: NOW ON ‘SERF CITY’: LANA REVONA’S AN OVER-ANALYTIC FRESNO WONK…-O
And finally, this high-impedance piece de resistance: A fragmented tale of drug-running. ‘Alto Gatro’ (his street name) met up with a guy who sounds suspiciously like moi and are doing this deal as a team. prolly a bigger horse than either of ’em knows how to ride. Plus, ‘Alto’s recently-acquired Spanish might not be up to the task. Shoulda taken his girl Maria along. ‘Solbonk’, him of the many names, may be cop too… Tough, outside of the law:
SORTA GOT LATINO TOO LATE. BIG IGLOO!. CAN U RETRO-FLY MARIA TO HANOI MA? I’M TOO WASTED. A VETERAN I’M NOT. *SOB*
AN ITEM IN A KNOB-LOS RAG: ‘DER ODER SEITUNG’. ‘GNU-TIES RED’ (OR ‘EDGAR SOLBONK’) ‘N’ I MET IN A BOSTON MINARET. (EVADE TSA..WOOT!)
MIAMI ON A HOT AIR AMYL-FORTE RUN. A COOL GIG; I BET A LOOT ON IT. -‘ALTO GATROS’.