Just going on percentages here, mind you, but I haven’t seen any of His clan running around these parts for years, ‘cept for maybe a tourist now and then. Christians would stick out like a sore thumb here, if there were any; using their turn-signals, yielding the right of way, stuff like that there.
So that leaves Mohammed ™ and Moses ® as the prime suspects.
I did a Dumb Thing: Left my tired little wheelbarrow within eyesight of the road overnight. It wasn’t there this morning of course. Somebody decided it’s Ok to take what doesn’t belong to him.
I’m ruling out Zoroastrians. They usually carve, (or lately spray-paint) a big ‘Z’ somewhere nearby.
I think that as a dutifully respectful NA (non-affiliated/not applicable I have a Gourd-given right to start judging religions by whether they ‘run’ or not. Just like late-model used cars.
A tape-recorded robot-rabbi got me awake an hour ago, called to ask for money. I told him/it to just give me back my wheelbarrow and I wouldn’t press charges.
There are arab “work” crews trying to build houses on both sides of my property lately. Quaint, how they still use those time-tested 13th century construction methods. Anyone I’d ask here would point and tell me “Those guys done it.”. But I’m not so sure… The instructions were in French, and worn off long ago.
Maybe I should just blame some god-less sad sack; some conscience-less infidel without even a supposed belief system to betray. That’d make it easier to split his skull into enough fragments that not even Richard Leakey could reconstruct the mess. Religious thieves though, you’re kinda obligated to yell ‘Shame on you, you hypocrite.” before you smack ’em silly.
I’ll keep snooping around. Might get lucky. Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to ask the culprit what he wants on his tombstone, a cross, a crescent, or a star-of-David? Or ‘none-of-the-above’. At least I still have a shovel. Wait, I better go check…